ALIENS: Colonial Marine Corps RPG

You really are, to be honest.

I only want to know one thing: Do I get some sort of player award for being the first player in a new game to be injured?

You get the purplest heart.

But on a more serious note, if you want my opinion, there aren't going to be a lot of medals just passed around unless the masses clamor for it — ideally they'd be as the result of specific contests, or for major accomplishments. Don't know what Arose's policy is and I think we have a few like that but I'm not fond of the utter banality of Xbox 360 achievements.

Speaking of which, I completely forgot about adding awards and posting the awards and their criteria in a public place.

Well, shit.

I'm just messing about. I don't expect a reward for doing something stupid and getting bitten by a giant dog.

I'm thinking that IC medals should be a lot more common that OC awards as they'll be lost if a character dies whilst any awards will carry over to new characters.

Aye — you've seen the final award list in the staff lounge, right? Most of the characters would have like three or four of those already.

Damn. Would I get one for being the Crawminator?

Crawmen get 50¢, a sousaphone, and the honorary Crawhat, but I'm not sure how you play a sousaphone with craw claws.

I swallow the sousaphone and the children I've eaten over the years play it for me. That way, I have a theme song while I'm skittering down the street.

I'm so glad I had my computer fixed so I could read Radley's and what I believe is Ivy's last posts.

Say what now?