I'm Awesome, I know.

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Brock, J. W.
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I'm Awesome, I know.

Post by Brock, J. W. »

Get me up to speed assholes, let's get this shit rockin'.
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Post by Kelly, D »

have a read of the mission summary, Section 2 have chased off some harmless dog-like things whilst Section 1 has been attacked by a bear-sized alpha male version and is now being teargassed by the badguys. Oh yeah, and Kelly is now dead in one ear and nursing a bite wound in his shoulder.
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Radley, B. G.
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Post by Radley, B. G. »

Damn, 1st Section is getting fucked up.
Front of Helmet, Sticker of the Louisiana Flag
Back of Armor in White Gothic Lettering, Commodum Habistus Es
Right Shin Guard in Black Sharpie, Your Ass Here with an arrow pointing downward
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TAKE TWO OF THESE AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING
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Redds, J. H.
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Post by Redds, J. H. »

*Everything is fucked*

*Redds gets to the bottom of the shaft*

*Everything is fine*

8-)

Although, Kelly — the bull never actually used its teeth. It was using two large talons on its forelimbs the whole time.
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Post by Kelly, D »

Teeth, claws. its still a shoulder wound. And I doubt they give purple hearts for being 'Savaged by alien bear in the presence of the enemy'. lol
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Radley, B. G.
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Post by Radley, B. G. »

Psst. Now's a good time to denoter that on your post header. :3
Front of Helmet, Sticker of the Louisiana Flag
Back of Armor in White Gothic Lettering, Commodum Habistus Es
Right Shin Guard in Black Sharpie, Your Ass Here with an arrow pointing downward
On Smartgun in White Chalk,
TAKE TWO OF THESE AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING
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Redds, J. H.
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Post by Redds, J. H. »

I just get fiddly with details, that's all. It doesn't really matter, come to think of it.
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Brock, J. W.
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Post by Brock, J. W. »

Dogs, bulls... Wtf?

Just like the old days *sighs*
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Post by Redds, J. H. »

Oh, it's only going to go downhill from here.

Trust me.
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Post by Paxton, K »

We are so epically fucked. Just FYI. Hope I brought enough bandages.
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