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Drop the chips and give me your full attention, Marines!

This is the official first SNN broadcast of the official new site for new and returning members of our glorious band of bullet sponges! As always, I'm the ever-loving Sandman, here with the only news that matters!

Our top stories tonight:

Scientists Unravel the Redds Code: Scientists at a leading university have finally deciphered the legendary 'Redds Code', a cryptic transmission dating back possibly thousands of years. The transmission was first believed to be picked up in World War II by Allied communications officers. Over the decades, the strange, almost incomprehensible radio signal has been studied around the world. However, today it was announced that the cryptic message has finally been decoded. The official translation is as follows: "Guys, seriously, I need more tacos." No word on the implications this message has for mankind, but it is sure to have grim promises for the fast food industry.

'Pax'-il' Now Available Over the Counter: The world's leading therapeutic medication 'Pax'-il has finally been approved for over the counter purchases.Once available only by prescription, the FDA has finally issued a statement endorsing the product's usage and mass production. The medication is considered relatively easy to use. Whenever anxiety begins to overwhelm a patient, they simply remove the sledgehammer shaped tablet from the packaging and bash themselves in the head repeatedly until the anxiety subsides.

We'll be back with the Zombie Joe Weather Report after this message:

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Fuck, I forgot to pay the cable before I left. Sorry, guys.
Front of Helmet, Sticker of the Louisiana Flag
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TAKE TWO OF THESE AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING
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ZOMBIE JOE HERE

THE WEATHER STILL SUCKS

EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE
the ghost of harko has possessed my washing machine please send help
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SPACE WEATHER!
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THIS JUST IN: ONE PFC JAMES MCCREADY IS REPORTED TO LIKE ASSHOLES.
On chestplate: LIGHTS, CAMERA, COMMENCE FIRE below a crude drawing of a movie camera
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Look maw! I'mma on dat dere TV!
Front of Helmet, Sticker of the Louisiana Flag
Back of Armor in White Gothic Lettering, Commodum Habistus Es
Right Shin Guard in Black Sharpie, Your Ass Here with an arrow pointing downward
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Radley, B. G. wrote:Look maw! I'mma on dat dere TV!
:lol:
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Congratulations Schmidt, that's the scariest avatar pic I've ever seen :(
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Definately creepy.
Helmet written in sharpie: Audaces Fortuna Iuvat
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