Sandman's House of Nonsense

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Re: Sandman's House of Nonsense

Post by Paxton, K »

Skippy has nothing on you.
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Re: Sandman's House of Nonsense

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I don't know. I never mess with other nationalities... Except the Chinese... But they don't count.
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So then when I got to school I realized that the 10:20 class I was expecting was actually on Tuesday/Thursday, and now I have nothing to do until noon. On the upside, at least I don't have to get up at 6:00 every morning and have to be at a bus stop 15 minutes later, and I have absolutely nothing on Fridays this semester.

And now that I'm using Internet Explorer every day, I'll be able to hunt down any IE bugs in the forum layout. Already seeing a few issues that need to be fixed (what the fuck internet explorer why don't you support outlines)
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Schmidt I'm still not entirely sure how you came up with all of those things when you did but they make me crack up every time I read them
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It was just a list I complied and added to as I went. I didn't release them right away cause I didn't have the balls to put it on the net.
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Another GM's up and I finally wrote up the mission summary. Hooray, I feel accomplished.
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Another triumph for webguy!
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Re: Sandman's House of Nonsense

Post by Radley, B. G. »

Now, I want to see this place rescrubbed and reformated so that there's a giant, gaping butthole in the background with "Faggy Faggot's Faggoty Sexual Objects" in a pink and purple ticker across the top of the

Awesome.
Front of Helmet, Sticker of the Louisiana Flag
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Right Shin Guard in Black Sharpie, Your Ass Here with an arrow pointing downward
On Smartgun in White Chalk,
TAKE TWO OF THESE AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING
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Nope.
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Re: Sandman's House of Nonsense

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Goatse?
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